My girlfriend
She’s no good for you
Wants to break up with me
Finally
She says I'm
I'm listening
Too lazy
I disagree
What does she know
What does she know

My boyfriend
What a jerk
Is too artsy
I agree
Can’t make up his mind
Never could
Who he wants to be
Not with me
What does he know
What does he know

My boyfriend/girlfriend has no soul
If they got together
God only knows
Damn, we’re drinking the wrong kind of beer

I can’t see
You’ve been drinking
Drive me home
Gladly
You’re my best friend
Think again
Where are you going
I have to pee
What do you know
What do you know

Are we going
To do this
All over
Once again
Maybe
Who knows
I’ll tell you
Tomorrow
What do we know
What do we know

We have no souls
If we got together
God only knows
What the hell are we doing here